RE: Jokes - Skyline - 06-05-2023 16:10
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2023 18:48
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2023 18:49
Three old women are sitting on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke.
The second woman had a stroke.
The third woman couldn't quite reach.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2023 18:51
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2023 18:52
What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 11-05-2023 15:58
My family was shocked to hear my uncle is addicted to viagra.
No one is taking it harder than my aunt.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2023 18:21
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
“How do you breathe out of that thing?”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2023 18:23
How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2023 18:25
What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2023 18:28
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
“Beat it. We’re closed!”
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