RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-06-2023 18:25
My wife demanded I stop taking Viagra each morning before I leave for the office, and replace it with Omega-3 and B vitamins.
She wants me to work smarter, not harder.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-06-2023 18:27
Did you hear about the little boy who swallowed some coins and was admitted to hospital.
When the doctor did his rounds, he asked the nurse how he was doing. The nurse said there was 'no change.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 24-06-2023 11:40
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-06-2023 21:46
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-06-2023 18:29
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech…
If you were my husband I would poison your tea.
Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-06-2023 18:31
Have you heard the joke about yoga.
Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-06-2023 18:33
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-06-2023 18:34
Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 26-06-2023 13:11
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 28-06-2023 14:01
The ice cube business was booming until a freezer malfunction.
It quickly went into liquidation.
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