RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-07-2023 18:15
Have you heard the joke about yoga.
Never mind its a bit of a stretch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-07-2023 18:17
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-07-2023 13:41
Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.
In other news, I just lost my job as a lifeguard.
RE: Jokes - Sm© - 23-07-2023 10:24
Why did Barbie and Ken never have kids??
Cos Ken came in a different box.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 23-07-2023 15:32
When I was a kid my mother told me to put a clean pair of socks on each day.
By the time I got to Saturday I couldn't get my shoes on!
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 06-08-2023 16:32
Someone asked me the other day what de ja Vue is ?
I told them I have a feeling Someone has asked me that before.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 12-08-2023 22:26
I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 22-08-2023 10:04
I've recently taken up song writing, my first track is a love song entitled " How do I tell you I love you? when I can hardly breathe down here...."
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 22-08-2023 10:06
What have parsley & pubic hair got in common?
They both get stuck in your teeth...
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 22-08-2023 10:13
Romance is like an algebraic equation. When you look at your x, you wonder y.
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