RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-11-2023 19:02
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-11-2023 19:03
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 11-11-2023 20:52
My new girlfriend invited me to have dinner with her highly religious family.
At the start of the meal they asked me to say grace.
I'm pretty sure now that "On your marks, get set, GO!" is not what they were asking for....
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 11-11-2023 20:55
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you like, it's not going to come to you....
[ok, that's a golden oldie, but worthy of bringing back]
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 12-11-2023 00:13
Never steal a wig.
There will be hell toupee.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-11-2023 21:00
Just received a mind-controlled calculator for my birthday.
Not the greatest present but it's the thought that counts.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 20-11-2023 21:42
I asked my girlfriend where she wanted to go for dinner.
She suggested, "How about one of those places where they make your food right in front of you?"
So I took her to Subway.
And that's how the fight started.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 20-11-2023 21:43
I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N keys on everyone's keyboard. Some people will say I'm a monster...
...The others will say nomster.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 25-11-2023 13:24
RE: Jokes - crankshaft - 27-11-2023 17:06
Rude Rainbow clip - ADULT PARODY https://youtu.be/fST9ih0Os0E
(Love the fact that Zippy spends all of his money on Babe Station!)
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