RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 03-12-2023 13:33
A man goes to the chemist.
Can I have deodorant please he says.
Ball or aerosol ? asks the chemist.
No, for my armpits replies the man.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 03-12-2023 23:52
I've lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head.
It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 11-12-2023 23:45
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 11-12-2023 23:47
A man goes for a walk in the park. On his walk, he sees two men sitting on a park bench and looking very down.
“What’s the matter?” He asked them.
One of the men looks up at the man and lets out a long sigh: “Take a seat and I’ll tell you.”
Curious, he sits down next to the two men.
“The paint’s wet,” the man says.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 12-12-2023 23:46
If you think time travel is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 15-12-2023 01:31
Husband on his wedding night.
" Darling, I must confess , before I started dating you I slept with a lot of prostitutes"
Wife.
" I thought I remembered you from somewhere "
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RE: Jokes - Skyline - 15-12-2023 15:37
 
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 16-12-2023 13:17
Little boy takes his pet cat to school.
What's that cat doing here ? Asks the teacher.
I heard dad say to mum " once the kid has gone to school I'm eating that pussy " says the boy.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 16-12-2023 20:31
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 18-12-2023 21:55
Bought a Christmas today, the chap selling it asks if I was planning to put it up myself .
I said no, the living room.
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