RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 18-12-2023 21:01
My mate was worried he was going to lose his job as a roofer on his first day after he was caught masturbating on the job.
Luckily his boss was willing to wipe the slate clean.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-12-2023 17:53
I’m making a documentary about aeroplanes.
We’re currently filming the pilot.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 20-12-2023 07:41
RE: Jokes - HLO - 21-12-2023 12:44
Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?
He was desperate for some holiday spirit.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 21-12-2023 12:45
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest for suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes, all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 23-12-2023 07:57
I've decided to form a choir this Christmas…
Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.
So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary,
Lee and I.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 26-12-2023 01:01
A wife returns home early from her golf lesson.
Why are you back so soon ? Asks her husband.
I was stung by a bee replies the wife.
Where ? Asks the husband.
Between the first and second holes says the wife.
Your stance must be too wide then replies the husband.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 28-12-2023 21:09
The Christmas Day chess tournament in the lobby has been cancelled.
The hotel cannot have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 28-12-2023 23:44
Woman. Hi there.
Man. Hello, do I know you
Woman. I think you're the father of one of my kids.
Man. Are you the stripper I fucked on the pool table while your mate whipped my arse ?
Woman. No, I'm your sons teacher.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 29-12-2023 11:37
When I was young I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears…
You can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches!
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