RE: Jokes - Skyline - 31-12-2023 09:18
Happy New Year everyone...
Think I may have premature congratulation!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 31-12-2023 13:15
A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.
So I got out of bed to look with him.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 02-01-2024 00:09
Husband. Get your coat on, I'm going down the pub.
Wife. Are you taking me out for once ?
Husband. No, I'm turning the heating off.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 05-01-2024 21:26
A search engine marketing expert walks into a bar, bars, bars near me, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol place, drinking spot, place for beer, beer now.....
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-01-2024 12:13
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-01-2024 12:21
A gang has been caught making counterfeit Kipling Bakewell tarts.
Police say they're exceedingly good fakes.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 17-01-2024 18:57
What happens when a man in Prague tries to buy a trampoline?
The Czech bounces.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 21-01-2024 05:27
What’s worse than a lobster on a piano?
Crabs on your organ.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 29-01-2024 00:51
Husband. Fancy a quickie tonight love ?
Wife. No, I've got a gynecologist appointment in the morning, I want to remain fresh.
Husband. You haven't got a dentist appointment as well, have you ?
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 31-01-2024 15:56
What do you call a lesbian with large hands?
Well endowed.
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