RE: Jokes - Skyline - 04-02-2024 12:15
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 06-02-2024 21:50
How many crime authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to do it almost all of the way, and another to give it a surprising twist at the end....
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 11-02-2024 15:49
My Doctor asked me if I thought I had a drink problem, I replied " Yes, I've only got two hands and one mouth"....
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 11-02-2024 15:52
Why is having sex like eating a KFC?
Well, after you've enjoyed the breasts & thighs, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in .....
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 11-02-2024 16:12
Have you seen the new Barbie doll "Divorce Barbie" ?
Apparently it comes with Ken's house for free!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 27-02-2024 19:11
What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 01-03-2024 21:45
Police say a man who last week was shot 200 times with a upholstery gun was now totally recovered.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 03-03-2024 12:26
Billy started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction.
It was a total flop......and nobody came
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 17-03-2024 12:27
I phoned my lawyer and asked how much it would cost to answer three questions.
"Eight hundred pounds" was the response.
"That's a bit steep isn't it?" I replied.
"That's a matter of opinion, & what's your third question?" said the lawyer....
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 27-03-2024 17:21
Feeling horny, I phoned the wife for some hot phone sex.
"Tell me if you're wearing any knickers," I said.
"Actually, I'm not." she replied.
"Ooh you mucky little minx. What are you doing?" I asked provocatively.
"Having a shit," wasn't really the answer I was looking for!
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