RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-05-2024 15:26
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 17-05-2024 01:43
Why did the police officer arrest the skeleton?
They could see the joint in his hand.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-05-2024 14:13
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-05-2024 14:15
Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 17-05-2024 19:11
Marvin Gaye used to keep sheep in his vineyard.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-05-2024 16:25
What’s classy if you’re rich but taboo if you’re poor?
Taking Money from the Government.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-05-2024 16:28
How many Real Men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Real men aren’t afraid of the dark.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-05-2024 19:46
Why did the world's first dating agency for chickens go broke?
They couldn't make hens meet.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 28-05-2024 10:29
What do you call it when the Grim Reaper offers to tidy up your hair?
A brush with Death.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 03-06-2024 15:24
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain?
Climate change.
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