RE: Jokes - Snooks - 09-06-2024 14:52
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 14-06-2024 12:30
Once you’ve seen one shopping plaza, you’ve seen the mall.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 20-06-2024 12:21
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 23-06-2024 05:33
The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us...
He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-06-2024 17:25
Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn't help himself.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-06-2024 08:04
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-06-2024 18:32
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?
They dilate.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-06-2024 18:34
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 30-06-2024 06:42
After watching my wife getting fingered by another woman, I decided to do what any normal man would do, and had a wank...
The midwife wasn't happy though and I'm now banned from the hospital!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 07-07-2024 06:53
The missus brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.
"How hard is it?" I asked.
She cheekily replied, "As hard as your knob when you're thinking about me naked."
I said, "Ok, pour me a glass!"
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