RE: Jokes - Skyline - 11-07-2024 14:05
I was in a cafe this morning happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was dunkin' disorderly!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-07-2024 22:07
When I’m sitting on the bus and someone is sitting in front of me , in my mind I just want to do a karate chop on there head ? that’s normal thinking right ?? ??
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 13-07-2024 19:25
(11-07-2024 14:05 )Skyline Wrote: I was in a cafe this morning happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was dunkin' disorderly!
Sorry but that one has had me giggling stupidly for a good while .
RE: Jokes - The old Clit Eastwood! - 13-07-2024 19:53
To be fair that's a reoccurring image I paint most days....
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 14-07-2024 16:40
I’m gonna take up coin collecting.
The change will do me good.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-07-2024 18:33
Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument?
It was an oar-deal.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-07-2024 18:35
I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 18-07-2024 15:44
What's worse than a lobster on a piano?
Crabs on your organ!
RE: Jokes - The old Clit Eastwood! - 18-07-2024 16:26
(14-07-2024 16:40 )Snooks Wrote: I’m gonna take up coin collecting.
The change will do me good.
I've a huge tin of copper coins to get you started buddy.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-07-2024 17:53
Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
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