RE: Jokes - Snooks - 06-08-2024 23:29
My bike was steering me the wrong way so I called my cycologist.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 07-08-2024 12:47
I've got a mate who just won a holiday for him and four mates, plus £4,000 spending money!
He asked me if I was free the last two weeks in October and I confirmed that I was...
The bastard wants me to put his bins out!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2024 14:01
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins.
What a turtle disaster
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2024 14:02
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.
Phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 10-08-2024 14:50
I've been off work all week because my pet cow is sick…
My boss thinks I'm milking it!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 11-08-2024 07:54
I've just had a woman at the door for over an hour telling me the benefits of brown bread...
Bloody Hovis Witnesses!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-08-2024 18:06
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-08-2024 18:08
A red and blue ship have collided in the Caribbean sea.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-08-2024 20:55
Today, my parsley, basil, and rosemary all turned against me.
Thyme is on my side, though.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-08-2024 21:07
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spectator.
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