RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-08-2024 13:36
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
RE: Jokes - Rammyrascal - 20-08-2024 22:33
What is Peter Pan's favourite place to eat?
Wendy's
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-08-2024 16:13
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the ceiling!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-08-2024 16:16
Two WiFi engineers got married.
The reception was fantastic.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 22-08-2024 15:33
I put Vaseline on my front doorknob for a joke the other day…
My missus didn’t find it funny at all. In fact, she flew off the handle!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-08-2024 09:46
Breaking news: A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
Scientists have been left scratching their heads.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-08-2024 16:23
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-08-2024 16:25
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 28-08-2024 15:25
Popped into the Oasis cafe and ordered soup…
Got a roll with it!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-08-2024 18:09
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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