RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-08-2024 18:11
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?
It's not the end of the world.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 30-08-2024 07:51
Several competitors at the Paralympics have been disqualified after testing positive for WD40.
(worth bringing that one out every 4 years!)
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-08-2024 15:07
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-08-2024 15:09
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-09-2024 20:32
Stir fry cooks come from all woks of life.
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 03-09-2024 19:09
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 06-09-2024 12:59
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-09-2024 17:58
I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-09-2024 18:03
I saw a sign that said, "Watch for children," and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 09-09-2024 08:30
(06-09-2024 18:03 )billyboy1963 Wrote: I saw a sign that said, "Watch for children," and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.
You are Tim Vine & I claim my £5! lols
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