RE: Jokes - Factotum - 13-09-2024 19:19
Did you know that the word Gullible isn't in the Oxford English Dictionary?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-09-2024 19:43
I gave up my job in the helium factory. I wasn't going to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-09-2024 21:03
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-09-2024 21:06
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-09-2024 10:07
A man goes into a barber, and as he's sitting there having his hair cut, the barber says "Excuse me, sir, your hair's going grey". So the man says "Well, get a bloody move on".
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-09-2024 21:18
Always borrow money from a pessimist.
They’ll never expect it back.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-09-2024 21:20
If supermarkets are lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store free yet?
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 18-09-2024 13:51
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-09-2024 18:27
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-09-2024 18:29
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… But the kids still get in.
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