RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-09-2024 22:23
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1.Forrest1.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Got a PS5 for my wife!
Best trade I've ever done!
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils…they dilate.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-09-2024 00:47
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila.
The third one says, “Nothing for me. I'm the driver.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-09-2024 18:44
I used to be afraid of hurdles.
But I got over it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-09-2024 18:46
What did the man say to his fingers?
I’m counting on you.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-09-2024 11:59
I’m working on a bunch of jokes about wind.
They’re currently saved as drafts.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-09-2024 17:01
When I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-09-2024 17:07
Why was the blonde so proud of herself?
She finished a puzzle in 5 hours, the box said 3-5 years.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-09-2024 16:35
I used to work with a colleague whose nickname was "shagger". Now most blokes, though they might not admit it, would be secretly chuffed to have such a nickname.
But for some reason she would get really upset.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-09-2024 16:36
The wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I accidentally gave her the super glue, She's still not talking to me.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-09-2024 18:30
What do you get when you connect your phone to the cloud?
Mist calls.
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