RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-09-2024 18:53
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-09-2024 18:56
Who designed King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference of course!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-09-2024 15:28
Man - It's the big interview today, which of these ties should I wear?
Wife - I like both...
Later:
Wife - so, how did it go?
Man - well wearing two ties was a disaster...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-09-2024 15:30
What's the difference between a market trader and a dog with no back legs?
One bawls out his wares and the other....
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-09-2024 16:08
Conjunctivitis.org, now that’s a site for sore eyes
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-09-2024 16:11
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept insisting we "be positive," but it’s just so hard without him.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 27-09-2024 21:10
It has been suggested that you can actually train a hippo to use a toilet, but I think that’s just a hippo potty myth.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-09-2024 21:22
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-09-2024 21:24
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 29-09-2024 11:52
Chefs have to be very precise when measuring out butter.
There's no margarine for error.
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