RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-09-2024 18:06
Trump’s nothing like Hitler.
There’s no way he could write a book
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-09-2024 18:11
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up for a date but she’d popped her clogs.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 30-09-2024 19:59
My friend thinks that drinking beer will make him smarter.
But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-09-2024 21:03
Did you hear they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him on possession.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-09-2024 21:08
Why do historians call the Early Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
There were a lot of knights.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-10-2024 20:35
Tried to speed up my magic carpet for the big race but was told I couldn't use performance enhancing rugs.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-10-2024 21:22
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper.
He said, ‘I want you to trace someone for me
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-10-2024 21:27
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 02-10-2024 18:50
What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break?
Stuffed his face.
RE: Jokes - Rammyrascal - 02-10-2024 19:07
An ice cream seller was found dead in their ice cream van covered in chocolate sauce, raspberry sauce, sprinkles & Cadbury Flake bars & cherries.
Police have said the seller apparently topped themselves
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