RE: Jokes - Skyline - 08-10-2024 12:28
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-10-2024 17:48
All these years of technological developments and I still haven't seen a color photo of a panda or a zebra.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-10-2024 20:34
Greggs have announced they are to start delivering food via drones.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-10-2024 21:03
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-10-2024 21:05
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 09-10-2024 21:26
What do you call a dwarf that keeps the rhythm?
A metro-gnome!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-10-2024 23:12
Did you about the stolen dog collar?
Police are looking for leads.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-10-2024 23:15
How do lumberjacks know how many trees they’ve cut down?
They keep a log.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-10-2024 15:44
How do German carbohydrates say “hello?”
Gluten-tag!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2024 16:55
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
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