RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2024 17:59
I went along to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 12-10-2024 14:01
I went into Dan's cafe yesterday, but was put off by all the non stop George Michael music…
I'm never going to Dan's again!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-10-2024 19:47
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-10-2024 19:49
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 18-10-2024 23:48
At dinner, my girlfriend suddenly told me, “It’s over between us”.
Heartbroken I asked why?
She said "For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes."
I replied "I see. And for the main course?"
RE: Jokes - HLO - 18-10-2024 23:50
Did you hear? The man who invented autocorrect has died.
May he roast in piss.
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 19-10-2024 05:39
What do you call a potato with no jacket?
Mash
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 19-10-2024 05:43
I said to my wife "Is your mother coming to dinner again Sunday?"
"Yes why?" she asked.
"Can you make her knife a bit more sharper than ours?"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-10-2024 16:40
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-10-2024 16:42
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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