RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-10-2024 23:10
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 05-11-2024 22:11
Why couldn’t the undercover detective fart in bed?
Because it would blow his cover.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-11-2024 23:10
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-11-2024 23:12
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 06-11-2024 21:16
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 09-11-2024 08:22
I lost my temper when I got sacked from my job as a weather forecaster…
No more mist and ice guy! 
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 09-11-2024 13:04
I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year.
Now I'm dealing with a lot of emotional baggage.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 10-11-2024 12:28
Apparently one of the animals at the zoo is pregnant but nobody wants to talk about it.
It’s the elephant in the womb.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 16-11-2024 18:17
 
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 17-11-2024 08:39
My wife keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation...
She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits! 
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