RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-12-2024 06:47
I just saw a leopard in Argos trying to exchange some saucepans but they told him he couldn't change his pots!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-12-2024 06:53
I went to the gym last week and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in…
Anyway, she made a formal complaint and now I'm banned for life!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 15-12-2024 17:04
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-12-2024 17:44
I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing.
It’s just one step forward, two steps back
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-12-2024 17:51
A manager reprimanded an employee and asked him ” Why are you never at your desk?”
The employee replied, “Well, as you say, good employees are hard to find!”
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 22-12-2024 12:11
Seasonal news; Mariah Carey is releasing a follow-up song to her iconic track "All I want For Christmas Is You". It's titled "All I Want For Easter Is A Divorce"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-12-2024 15:07
Me: Mum am I ugly?
Mum: I've told you not to call me Mum in public
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-12-2024 22:23
How do you comfort a sad Xbox?
You console it.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 25-12-2024 20:08
Funny Xmas Joke here
Q. What do elves learn at school?
A. The elf-a-bet
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-12-2024 21:16
Why did the textbook go to the doctor?
It needed to get it's appendix removed.
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