RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-01-2025 18:21
When I was a boy my mom would send me down to the corner store with £1 and I’d come back with 5 pounds of potatoes, 10 loaves of bread, 10 bottles of milk, a big hunk of cheese, 5 boxes of tea and 6 boxes of eggs.
You can’t do that now… to many security cameras.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-01-2025 18:27
I had a dream about drowning in an ocean made of orange pop last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-01-2025 20:58
It's dangerous to unclog a toilet at the top of a skyscraper.
You could plunge to your death.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 17-01-2025 01:24
Bert should have known better than to flush his wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it’s clogged.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 19-01-2025 13:12
I've just bought a moblie phone from a Vicar....
It's pray as you go. 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-01-2025 17:18
Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia.
I was involved in very organised crime
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-01-2025 17:21
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 23-01-2025 19:33
Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer gently sings to them.
It’s a classic case of in one ear and out the udder.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2025 20:58
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury.
No, I'm not fat. I’m just not on the right planet.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2025 21:00
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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