RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-01-2025 22:08
This middle-aged woman just had a physical.
The doctor said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.
She said, Like bacon and burgers?”
“No fatty, don’t eat anything!”
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 31-01-2025 23:47
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-02-2025 00:19
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'?
About three inches.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 01-02-2025 16:20
Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too many bugs.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-02-2025 21:13
My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 02-02-2025 06:34
I told my microwave that I needed more space. Now I'm in hot water.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 02-02-2025 19:20
Q.What do you call a belt made of watches? A. A waist of time!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-02-2025 22:09
Steve Jobs would’ve been a better president than Trump.
But comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-02-2025 22:11
How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge £2000 for it.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 02-02-2025 23:34
What do you call a cow that can play multiple musical instruments?
A moosician.
I'll get my coat.........
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