RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-02-2025 19:23
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
On the piano!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 03-02-2025 21:34
Why do sweaters tend to hang out together? They're pretty close-knit.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-02-2025 22:29
Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia.
I was involved in very organised crime
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-02-2025 22:31
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 05-02-2025 22:04
I replaced my rooster with a duck.
Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 05-02-2025 22:22
GCSE maths question:
If a man is 63 years old & his girlfriend is 24 years of age, how much money does the man have?
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 05-02-2025 23:15
Rumours circulating that the new James Bond will be a transexual, starting as a man and transitioning to a woman. The working title is "Cocktopussy"
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 07-02-2025 12:27
I asked my smart speaker "What do women really want?". Twelve hours later, it's still talking...
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-02-2025 19:28
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-02-2025 19:30
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.
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