RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-02-2025 17:25
I once screwed up a joke about infinity.
I never heard the end of it.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 13-02-2025 22:34
I asked my girlfriend about when she lost her virginity. She said she couldn't remember, but still has the box it came in......
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 13-02-2025 23:01
Don't forget next week is National Diarrhoea Week. Runs until Friday.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-02-2025 14:24
If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the boot, who is happy to see you?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-02-2025 14:27
Why did God give men penises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-02-2025 14:41
Last year I booked a table for me and the wife for Valentines Day…
Total waste of time and she couldn't even pot a red! 
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 15-02-2025 13:20
A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight.
They fought tooth and nail.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-02-2025 21:59
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-02-2025 22:02
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.”
I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 16-02-2025 15:20
I’m in search for someone with a team player mentality to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm.
Must work well with udders.
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