RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-02-2025 22:13
What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-02-2025 22:16
What classic bar game do swimmers always win?
Pool.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 16-02-2025 23:21
Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "is this whiskey?"
The other says "yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank".
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-02-2025 21:56
My father always used to say, “In life, one door might close, but another one will open.”
He was a great philosopher. But an awful cabinet builder.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-02-2025 21:58
Satan welcomes the arrival of the new damned soul. “Congrats”, you’ve wasted your entire pitiful life!” He says.
“Look who’s talking,” says the man. “I’m not the one still living in my father’s basement!”
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 18-02-2025 20:14
If anyone wants a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice is to apply daily.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-02-2025 22:18
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-02-2025 22:20
I lost my job at the bank on my first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-02-2025 21:37
I was working on a library joke but I've shelved it for now.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2025 22:14
A Polish immigrant goes to the optician for an eye exam.
The optician pointed to a board with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read this?!” the Polish man replies, “I work with this guy!”
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