RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2025 22:18
What is the scientific/medical name for Viagra?
Mycoxaflopin
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 21-02-2025 14:14
There is a nudist convention on in town next weekend…
I might go if I have nothing on!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 22-02-2025 10:05
I was at my mate's stag night yesterday, when he and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.
"Drink it," they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull...
Carlsberg! 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2025 21:46
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2025 21:48
My wife treats me like a god.
She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 23-02-2025 12:47
Never use a cloud-based phone.
You’ll end up with mist calls.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 23-02-2025 15:05
There's a lot of crap on TV…
I'll have to put the budgie back in his cage!
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 23-02-2025 16:17
Dad and daughter are looking at the printer in their house that's not working.
Dad, ''I don't understand it, it just keeps printing out the same thing:
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough....''
Daughter replies, ''Ah yes I can see what the problem is, it's stuck in depeche mode''.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 23-02-2025 18:47
I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination. It also tells me why I wanted to go there.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2025 21:55
Why Don’t Some Couples Go to the Gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
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