RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2025 22:04
I signed up for yoga this year; turns out, I’m a natural at lying down.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-02-2025 21:33
How did the hackers escape the police?
They ransomware.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2025 22:19
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
"Oh sheet!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2025 22:21
Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes?
Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-02-2025 22:13
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2025 22:34
Two wifi engineers got married, the reception was fantastic.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2025 22:36
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 28-02-2025 21:35
What do you get when sunrise bends over?
The crack of Dawn.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2025 22:23
Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls.
One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that."
The other guy replies, "I’d pet him first."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2025 22:25
My family recently discovered Grandpa is taking Viagra.
We were all rather surprised, but Grandma has been taking it hard.
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