RE: Jokes - Skyline - 02-03-2025 09:06
Went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. I was going to hand it in to the police, but then decided it was a case of Findus kippers!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 02-03-2025 18:31
What's the difference between a seagull and a baby without a nappy?
One flits across the shore...........
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2025 22:39
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2025 22:41
The racing snail that got rid of his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 03-03-2025 20:30
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2025 22:13
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2025 22:15
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage
I lost my case
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 04-03-2025 13:49
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-03-2025 23:23
There was a king once who was 12 inches tall.
Terrible king, a great ruler.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-03-2025 23:24
My doctor recommended I buy orthopedic insoles.
I didn’t think they would work, but now I stand corrected.
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