RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-03-2025 23:28
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-03-2025 18:19
A man walks into a pub with a piece of tarmac and says: "A pint for me and one for the road"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2025 23:01
I once got stuck in an lift.
Now I take steps to avoid them
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2025 23:03
My doctor recommended I buy orthopedic insoles.
I didn’t think they would work, but now I stand corrected.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 28-03-2025 23:42
A guy tried to sell me illegal bees to make free honey.
I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2025 00:59
What do you call a bee that lives in America
USB.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2025 01:01
Why didn’t the man want to be drill operator?
Because the work was boring.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 29-03-2025 22:54
Why can't you can’t play hide and seek with a mountain.
They always peak.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2025 23:24
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 30-03-2025 14:44
What's the difference between light & hard?
You can get to sleep with a light on........
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