RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2025 22:13
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 12-04-2025 06:19
Why did the tyre get a promotion?
Cos it consistently went the extra mile.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 13-04-2025 00:32
What do you call two nostrils that believe in the afterlife?
Heaven only nose.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 19-04-2025 14:20
So, Katy Perry takes a ride into space for five minutes & now she's an "Astronaut". I guess that makes me a gynaecologist.....
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 20-04-2025 12:30
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 27-04-2025 00:46
The first rule of OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-04-2025 22:02
A clairvoyant to a man, “I can see you are the father of 3 kids.”
The man smiles smugly, “No, I have 4 kids.”
The clairvoyant, “That’s what you think.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-04-2025 22:05
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”
“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”
“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 27-04-2025 22:17
Why do you never see owls mating when it's raining?
Because it's too wet to woo.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-04-2025 00:04
What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk?
A smell that you will never forget.
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