RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-04-2025 00:08
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 29-04-2025 14:38
Always remember a friend is someone that will come round and help you move house, but a REAL friend is someone that will come round and help you move a body.......
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 29-04-2025 14:40
"I developed a mental block about going down on my girlfriend, but after talking to a therapist I think I've got it licked now."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-04-2025 20:47
What do you call a rooster staring at a piece of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-04-2025 20:52
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 05-05-2025 11:10
A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.
I grabbed a pen and paper and said, “Thank God for that, what are they".
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-05-2025 21:47
I got a new pen that can write under water.
It can write other words too.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-05-2025 21:51
Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor for a headache?
The doctor examined his ear and found money.
The doctor kept pulling and pulling it out until he had £1,999.
Then the doctor said, "No wonder you're not feeling two grand!"
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-05-2025 16:31
Found an old jukebox in prison.
It was full of criminal records.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2025 19:47
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
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