RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-06-2025 20:04
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on a second coat.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-06-2025 20:16
I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
It’s my special talent!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-06-2025 20:20
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 19-06-2025 10:36
The joint Devon & Cornwall 1960's/70's revival music festival has been cancelled due to a fierce disagreement between the organisers. They couldn't decide whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-06-2025 17:30
My cabinet installer was arrested.
He was charged with counter fitting.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 20-06-2025 08:42
If you're worried that internet enabled devices around the home are spying on you, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt for years...
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 20-06-2025 08:47
The instructions on my stick deodorant said "Remove cap & push up bottom". I can't walk too far, but when i fart the room smells lovely....
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-06-2025 20:31
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-06-2025 20:33
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea.
You’re running but can’t remember where.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 21-06-2025 08:45
How do you know when your redhead girlfriend has forgiven you?
She stops doing your laundry in the toilet bowl...
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