RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-06-2025 20:42
What’s it called when you have too many aliens?
Extraterrestrials.
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 02-07-2025 20:26
A man is stuck on the freeway near Washington DC. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a guy knocks on his window and he rolls it down. ''What's going on?'' he askes.
''Terrorists have captured the entire Congress and they're holding them to ransom. They say they want $100 million or they'll douse them all with gasoline and set fire to the lot. We're going from car to car collecting donations.''
''How much are people giving, on average?'' Askes the driver.
''Roughly a gallon each.''
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-07-2025 20:39
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-07-2025 20:41
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
The last thing she said was, 'Be positive.'
But it’s hard without her.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 05-07-2025 12:29
The wife wanted a vacation, but the husband wanted a staycation.
So they compromised and had an altercation.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 05-07-2025 13:11
ok I'll get me coat 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-07-2025 19:53
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guy. Aluminum Man foils their plans.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-07-2025 19:56
Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
It's just nuts.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 10-07-2025 19:25
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-07-2025 20:55
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
The Exterminator
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