RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-06-2025 21:42
What’s it called when you have too many aliens?
Extraterrestrials.
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 02-07-2025 21:26
A man is stuck on the freeway near Washington DC. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a guy knocks on his window and he rolls it down. ''What's going on?'' he askes.
''Terrorists have captured the entire Congress and they're holding them to ransom. They say they want $100 million or they'll douse them all with gasoline and set fire to the lot. We're going from car to car collecting donations.''
''How much are people giving, on average?'' Askes the driver.
''Roughly a gallon each.''
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-07-2025 21:39
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-07-2025 21:41
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
The last thing she said was, 'Be positive.'
But it’s hard without her.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - Today 13:29
The wife wanted a vacation, but the husband wanted a staycation.
So they compromised and had an altercation.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - Today 14:11
ok I'll get me coat 
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