RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-07-2025 21:58
I've been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 13-07-2025 02:56
I’d tell you a construction joke... but I’m still working on it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-07-2025 21:30
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-07-2025 21:36
When I told my date I worked with animals, she found it really sweet and asked more about my job.
So I told her: “I’m a butcher.”
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 15-07-2025 18:36
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-07-2025 21:52
Putin and Trump are nothing like Hitler.
There’s no way they could write a book
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-07-2025 21:54
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
It was riveting
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 21-07-2025 15:08
Me and the missus tried one of those flavoured condoms last night...
"Mmmmmm, cheese and onion flavour", she said.
I replied, "I haven't even put it on yet!"
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 21-07-2025 20:32
What did Snow White say when she left the photo booth?
“Someday my prints will come.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-07-2025 22:54
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
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