RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-11-2025 20:36
A Polish immigrant goes to the optician for an eye exam.
The optician pointed to a board with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read this?!” the Polish man replies, “I work with this guy!”
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 09-11-2025 21:40
Where does a volcano go to pee?
In the lavatory.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-11-2025 22:43
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-11-2025 22:46
Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 10-11-2025 21:07
What do you call it when a strawberry steals money from a bank?
A Strobbery!!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-11-2025 22:06
It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-11-2025 22:09
Just got back from my ski trip.
It started off fine but went downhill fast.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-11-2025 21:37
I saw a man standing on one leg at the ATM.
Apparently he was just checking his balance.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2025 21:57
My girlfriend thinks I’m too nosy—at least that’s what I read in her diary.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2025 21:59
Photons checked into a hotel; the receptionist asked if they needed help with luggage—they said, “No, we’re travelling light.”
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