RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 18:45
What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 19:06
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 02-01-2010 19:16
(02-01-2010 19:06 )CHMCLover Wrote: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
thanks emma,good jokes babe lmao. XX
RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 19:22
Little Johnny was caught by his mother having a wank in the bath. 'You musn't do that to your willy' she told him. 'Why not, it's mine and i'll wash it as fast as i like' he replied.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 02-01-2010 19:26
how many david beckhams does it take to change a lighbulb,just one!but it takes a while as he waits for the world to revolve around him.
RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 19:34
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 19:39
FOR SALE - PARACHUTE. Used only once. Never opened (small stain).
RE: Jokes - black knight - 02-01-2010 19:43
for sale...ww2 french rifle...never fired thou dropped once
RE: Jokes - Dark Angel - 02-01-2010 19:52
How many thriller writers does it take to change a light-bulb? . . . 2. 1 to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 02-01-2010 20:01
what do you call an inteligent,good looking and sensitive man?a rumour
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