RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 03-01-2010 16:01
"I'm going to the doctor," says Mary.
"Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara.
"I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm."
Sara says, "Why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you're a bit chubby."
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 16:45
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”
RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-01-2010 20:34
there are three kinds of people.those that can count and those that cant
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 20:51
What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?
About three inches.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 20:52
What’s the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 20:53
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 20:54
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 20:55
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-01-2010 20:58
i have friends who swear they dream in colour.its just a pigment of their imagination
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-01-2010 21:05
What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
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