RE: Jokes - black knight - 04-01-2010 05:27
consciouness: that annoying time between naps
RE: Jokes - black knight - 04-01-2010 14:07
if at first you dont succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-01-2010 17:47
How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-01-2010 00:09
borrow money from pessimists,they dont expect it back
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-01-2010 02:53
hard work never killed anyone,but why risk it
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-01-2010 03:38
confession is good for the soul,but bad for your career
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-01-2010 03:54
schizophrenia.....beats being alone
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-01-2010 06:57
a guy calls emergency… “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back, ”It’s OK, I found another one.”
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-01-2010 06:58
a woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.” She says, “Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!”
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-01-2010 07:00
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.
“Help me! Help me!” she screamed “I’m being robbed!”
“You ain’t being robbed…” her attacker interrupted “You’re being screwed!”
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re screwing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”
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