RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-01-2010 15:18
what is tiger woods wife like around the house?
useless as a cook but very handy with an iron
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-01-2010 15:35
i cant wait for the olympics in the east end of london,the athletes will have to use skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-01-2010 15:50
why do pies have holes in the top?
so people from wigan can carry four in each hand.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-01-2010 15:57
i did drama class.they said"the first thing we teach you is breathing"i thought"i dont want to show off,but im brilliant at breathing,i can do it in my sleep"
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 10-01-2010 15:59
What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
Don’t ask her out again.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 10-01-2010 16:03
Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
They went outside to exchange blows.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-01-2010 16:07
(10-01-2010 16:03 )jackobanger Wrote: Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
They went outside to exchange blows.
thats disgusting lol
what fairytale character is banned from the arndale centre?
little red riding hoodie
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 10-01-2010 16:09
What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 10-01-2010 18:24
If you get an email sent to you with an attachment called, 'Susan Boyle Naked', DO NOT CLICK ON THE ATTACHMENT.
It isn't a virus, it's a picture of Susan Boyle Naked.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 10-01-2010 18:24
My wife said that I only ever want sex with her when I'm drunk.
That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.
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