(06-12-2014 10:37 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  Just a word of warning to Kerrie. I hope you are someone else inspects that desk before your sliding show. The danger of a splinter appearing on the surface of the wood is greatly heightened by the application of oil and then the quick drying of said oil due to friction and the warm studio lights, these things make this movement especially dangerous due to the fact the oil you use is not designed to be applied to wood. For the treatment of wood I would recommend something like linseed oil. But then that would be very messy and would be a right pain to clean up afterwards.

Therefore Kerrie I would suggest to you that you kick this oil slide show into touch. Otherwise I can see a time when a rogue splinter dislodges itself and embeds deeply into that ripe little arse of yours. And that could mean a premature end to a promising career as a model. Therefore my message to Kerrie would have to be, "keep the oil in the bottle, and the splinters out your arse".