RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 16-01-2010 22:07
What’s the difference between a new wife and a new dog.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 16-01-2010 22:39
why did tigger look down the toilet?
to find pooh of course!!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 18-01-2010 02:28
an essex girl stops behind a lorry at the traffic lights jumps out and says"excuse me mate but ive been following you down the road and did you know your load is falling off the back of your lorry?" the driver looks amazed and says "yeah,im gritting"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 19-01-2010 20:35
how many ears does davy crockett have?three.....a left ear,a right ear,and a wild front ear
RE: Jokes - black knight - 19-01-2010 20:37
how do you get a tissue to dance?you put a little boogie in it
RE: Jokes - black knight - 19-01-2010 20:39
my brother opened a betting shop.hows he getting on?six months,he opened it with a crow bar
RE: Jokes - black knight - 19-01-2010 21:18
the wife met me at the door last night wearing sexy underwear.lucky me?not really,she was coming home
RE: Jokes - black knight - 20-01-2010 16:52
i invited a girl back to my house the other week and promised her she,d moan like she,s never done before.and she did,cus i put match of the day on.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 20-01-2010 16:54
we found out that our house was once the site of an exorcism.its due to be re-possessed next week
RE: Jokes - 654321 - 20-01-2010 19:45
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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