RE: Jokes - black knight - 22-01-2010 06:31
a barnsley lad goes to the vet and says"ive got to see thee about my cat"
"i see"says the vet"is it a tom?"
"naw"says the lad" its in t car"
RE: Jokes - ALI 35 - 22-01-2010 16:20
Tom & jeff, to gays , spent all weekend in bed having sex. On sunday tom says , i'm goin 2 shop, don't u b wanking while i'm away. When he came back ,there were spunk all over the walls and the ceiling. Tom says ,i told u not 2 wank while i was away. jeff said i didn't i farted.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 22-01-2010 17:11
my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob the other day when suddenly she popped a finger in my anus!woman,eh! they,ll do anything to get a ring on their finger
RE: Jokes - black knight - 22-01-2010 20:07
i was round at my girlfriends house yesterday and we were in the kitchen making dinner,when she asked me to turn on the veg.apparently.fingering her disabled sister wasnt what she had in mind.sorry guys and girls,this wasnt one of mine.blame graeme from kilmarnock.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 22-01-2010 21:53
Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 22-01-2010 21:54
Telling you your wage before tax is like measuring your penis from the top of your spine.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 22-01-2010 21:54
My girlfriend says my sexual prowess is godlike...
Or to put it another way, non-existent.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 23-01-2010 05:11
what does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
a clit round the ear and a flap round the face
RE: Jokes - black knight - 23-01-2010 05:12
what has 90 balls and fucks old ladies?
bingo
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:07
Why did the leper crash his car?
He left his foot on the accelerator
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