RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:08
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:09
What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
Marking the camels that kick.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 23-01-2010 07:12
whats the difference betwwen a wife and a job?
after five years the job still sucks
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:22
What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A refund.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 23-01-2010 07:29
why dont men like to do oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:33
(23-01-2010 07:29 )black knight Wrote: why dont men like to do oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
mate!!! its a bit early for that some of us are munching on a bacon sandwich
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:35
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A computer only needs the information punched into it once.
i am no way condoning violence!!!!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:42
A man is walking down the street and sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope wrapped around the dogs balls. The man says “You know if you tied it around his neck, you would go faster.” The boy replies, “I know, but then I wouldn’t get the cool siren.”
RE: Jokes - black knight - 23-01-2010 07:47
(23-01-2010 07:35 )jackobanger Wrote: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A computer only needs the information punched into it once.
i am no way condoning violence!!!!
i was scared to thank this one jack-o lol.
how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her upas an alter boy
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 23-01-2010 07:49
There was an old man from China,
Who wasn’t a very good climber,
He fell on a rock,
Split his cock,
And now he’s got a vagina.
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