RE: Jokes - black knight - 25-01-2010 10:34
so i went to the record shop and said"what have you got by the doors?"he said"a bucket of sand and a fire blanket"
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 11:18
A bloke says to his mate, "I tried to take my own life last night - I tried to take a thousand asprins."
"Fucking hell, what happened?" asked his mate.
"I felt better after two."
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 11:19
What's the difference between a male chav and a female chav?
Female chavs have a higher sperm count...and can spit farther!
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 11:20
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
RE: Jokes - black knight - 25-01-2010 11:23
what do you call a lady with big teeth that sleeps in the afternoon?siesta rantzen
albinos.....you cant say fairer than that
RE: Jokes - black knight - 25-01-2010 11:43
i was in the army once and the sergeant said to me"what does surrender mean?"
i shrugged my shoulders and said"i give up"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 25-01-2010 11:45
i was taking the moterway out of london,a policeman pulled me over and said"put it back"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 25-01-2010 12:30
i saw a bargain the other day, a tv for only £1.only problem was the volume was stuck on full.i though wow,how can i turn that down?
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 14:04
My son was really scared after swallowing some lego.
He was shitting bricks for a few days.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 15:24
The ultimate dilemma:
Whilst having a wank when watching porn, do you;
a) Wear headphones and risk not hearing someone coming up the stairs
b) Put the sound on low and risk one of the girls moaning louder than you expected, thus alerting everyone in the house
c) Use just one headphone but run the risk of only hearing the bloke in the movie grunting
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