RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 25-01-2010 15:24
How do you get a drug addict into bed?
With Es.
RE: Jokes - ALI 35 - 25-01-2010 16:30
Went to charity disco last week! in aid of women born without legs ? The dance floor was crawling with fanny!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 25-01-2010 21:32
why is it a waste of time Arsene Wenger being at a porn movie set?
because no matter how close to the action he is he'd say " i did not see it !!!"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 00:37
ive got a friend who,s fallen in love with two schoolbags-he,s bisatchel
ive got a sponge door-dont knock it
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 07:29
i wanted to be a milkman,but didnt have the bottle
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 07:57
i want to tell you a bit about myself...im a very quiet and secretive person,and thats it really
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 26-01-2010 08:09
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 08:28
i went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said"i bet you £5 you cant guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf"
i said"imnot gambling,the steaks are to high"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 08:47
so i took my dog for a walk and it was really angry...well it would be.its a cross breed
RE: Jokes - black knight - 26-01-2010 11:53
i phoned the local gym and asked if they could each me to do the splits.they said"how flexible are you?"i said"i cant make tuesdays"
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