RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 27-01-2010 08:50
What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
She can only give you lip once!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-01-2010 08:57
i had a cat called minton that swallowed a shuttlecock.i said"bad minton"
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 27-01-2010 09:05
i had a cat too...................... i called the bastard cooking fat!!!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 27-01-2010 10:23
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day
RE: Jokes - black knight - 28-01-2010 09:49
i used to go shoplifting on the shoulders of a load of vampires,then i got caught and charged with burglary on three counts
RE: Jokes - black knight - 28-01-2010 10:27
i went to millets and said"i want to buy a tent"he said"to camp?"so i said (more butchly) "i want to buy a tent"
then i said"i also want to buy a caravan"he said"camper" so i said (campily)"make your mind up"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 28-01-2010 12:17
so i got home and the phone was ringing.i picked it up and said"who,s speaking please?"and a voice said"you are"
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 28-01-2010 23:19
what happens if you have sex with a lion?
you will have a roargasm
RE: Jokes - black knight - 29-01-2010 11:12
a man walks into a shop and ponders the chocolate bar section.he makes his mind up and says"i,ll have a twirl and a boost"
so the shopkeeper spins round and points at the bloke and says"you look fabulous today"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 29-01-2010 11:15
so i rang up a local building firm and said"i want a skip outside my house" he said"sure,go ahead.imnot stopping you"
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