RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-02-2010 21:19
i was going to get rafa benitez to walk my dog for me,but then i remembered he doesnt know how to hold on to a lead
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-02-2010 21:24
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-02-2010 21:26
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-02-2010 21:29
(03-02-2010 21:26 )jackobanger Wrote: Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.
pmsl mate thats quality,thanks
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 03-02-2010 21:43
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her feet need licence plates!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-02-2010 21:53
whats blue and yellow and has a tight c**t attached to it?
a lidl carrier bag
RE: Jokes - black knight - 03-02-2010 21:58
sophie ellis bexter has been found dead in a french footballers flat,news reports that it was "murder on zidane,s floor"
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-02-2010 05:03
What ship has never docked at Liverpool?
The Premiership!
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-02-2010 05:05
RE: Jokes - black knight - 04-02-2010 05:07
i told the wife i felt like killing her.she she you need to get some help.so i hired an assassin
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