RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-02-2010 21:06
What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A Shepherd
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-02-2010 22:21
Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
They both come in a posh box
RE: Jokes - black knight - 04-02-2010 22:39
why do you never hear father in law jokes?
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 04-02-2010 22:52
Monica Lewinsky is 36. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office."
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 11:27
two drunken pebbles are on the beach chatting about there love lives.the first asks"are you married?"the second replies"no,im shingle"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 11:32
arsene wenger is called in the middle of the night by the london fire brigade."mr wenger?im sorry to have to report theres been a fire at the enirates stadium."on god"replies the arsenal manager."did you manage to save the cups?" the fireman replies"no worries,the fire never made it to the kitchen"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 16:14
two guys came to my door and said "we want to talk to you about jesus.i said "oh no,whats he done now
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 16:37
you know you,re getting old when lucky means finding you car in the car park
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 05-02-2010 18:00
My new Toyota is great, didnt know it had cruise control?
Any ideas how to turn it off?
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 05-02-2010 18:00
Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.
A spokesman said 'The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library'.
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